This is Me
  how my mother works
me:  mom i got all A's
mom:  
me:  mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:  
me:  mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:  
mom:  is this your cup on the table?
me:  yes
mom:  you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
12th graders:  ew 11th graders
11th graders:  ew 10th graders
10th graders:  ew 9th graders
9th graders:  ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers:  ew elementary kids
elementary kids:  ew babies
babies:  ew fetus
fetus:  ew wait how am i talking

fuckyeanba:

Maybe you didn’t know, but Kevin Durant had a “I’m the fuckin’ mang” moment last night. In the 4th quarter, with the Spurs making a run and cutting the lead to 4 with 6:54 left, Kevin Durant scored 16 straight points to put the Spurs away and tie the series 2-2.

He scored on a variety of mid-range jumpers, an alley-oop from James Harden and basically whatever he wanted. The Spurs tried Manu on him, Stephen Jackson, Tony Parker and I’m pretty sure even Duncan matched-up against him. It didn’t matter. 

A Scott Brooks pep talk after a San Antonio timeout with 9 minutes remaining, where Brooks told Durant: “Keep taking it,” lit the fuse and Durant kept burning all the way to a Thunder win.

In the end Durant brought the “nasty,” and the Thunder are headed back to San Antonio with just a best of 3 to win the series and head to their first NBA Finals. 

PHOTOS VIA

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p0uring-salt-on-my-cuts:

that-anna-kid:

WOULD YOU LIKE AMMMMMM OR FMMMMM

omg crying

martinonguyen:

I’m gonna learn this and then apply at some clothing store at the mall. 

martinonguyen:

I’m gonna learn this and then apply at some clothing store at the mall. 

Wanted OKC colors on my nails. Excited for tonight’s game! Go Thunder! #oklahomacitythunder  (Taken with instagram)

Wanted OKC colors on my nails. Excited for tonight’s game! Go Thunder! #oklahomacitythunder (Taken with instagram)